• Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
• Brother: that's not fair
• Mom: DO AS I SAY.
• Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
• Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
• Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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cartermagazine:

Today In History

‘Harriet Tubman, abolitionist, author, and engineer of the Underground Railroad, led Union Army guerillas into South Carolina and freed nearly 800 slaves on this date June 2 1863. Tubman was the first woman in U.S. history to command an armed military raid.’

“I freed a thousand slaves I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves.” - Harriet Tubman

(photo: Harriet Tubman)

- CARTER Magazine

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Me

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heyfunniest:

So hardcore

Only reblogging cuz of her face

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hayitzem:

aut0-matic:

I know.

oth. <3

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assholeanonymous:

stream-of-consciousness101:

herhione:

IVE LOOKED EVERYREWHE  FOR THIS

Its kind of scary how much this girl looks like a girl at my school haha

LMFAOOOOOOO

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iamfamed:

sincerelyiris:

I NEED HIM :O

Good god Jesus in the holy church of heaven ! Perfection walks on this earth .

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ithemouseking:

All of these movies are horrifying. 

Except that isn’t the cover for Dear John.

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